I ruined Christmas!

So I was told today that I ruined christmas.

I am not the board of education.
I did not fail six classes for her.
(Come to think of it. I failed a class once....when I was a freshman in high school...that was the last time and only time)
I did not dismiss her
She did everything to herself
I think it is time to take account for your own actions. When I screw up, that is what I do.


But I ruined Christmas...because you decided to fail classes...I have worked for virtually everything that I have...but I ruined christmas for you.


Oh yeah, and please stop washing your baby while I am on the phone with you...oops looks like you failed at parenting too...but you didn't have to, you chose to.

There is toothpick on the carpet

Here is some spoken word from a non-existent poetry slam

There is a toothpick on the carpet
It has been there for over a week
Sitting there ominously for over a week
Just outside the bathroom
At my ubiquitous job

It is chewed at one end
Chewed up like how I feel on a daily basis
I look at you and think
Why doesn't that hispanic janitor pick you up
Is it because you are chewed at one end

Pondering this I walk into the bathroom
and pee at the urinal
and realize
I am not the only one who text messages while pooping at work


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