Mean Gene Oakerland: and now the newest addition to the WWE....

So I heard that Hilary Clinton has recently decided on her own theme song. It reminds me a lot of how professional wrestlers have their own theme songs and based on what my feelings are on Hilary, well the possibilities are endless. I keep thinking about the scene in Woody Allen's "Banana's" where the new dictator takes of the country and states "From this point forward everybody who is younger than 16 will now be 16. From this point forward everybody must change their underwear every hour on the hour and underpants must now be worn outside of your pants to show that they are fresh." Alright, let me take a step back. With all this information I will use my powers to look into alternative futures and give my audience a scenario:


The lights are dim within the capital building. Congress is eagerly awaiting what will happen next. A slight pitch of feedback comes over the speakers, all of the sudden the voice of Chigusa Nagayo is heard over the speakers and she descends from the ceiling and proclaims

CN: And now the self proclaimed most powerful woman in the world, champion of the Universal association of everything....Hilary Clinton!

Then blarring of the speakers everybody in congress hears....YOU AND I by Celine Dion! The lights two spot lights turn and and a caped Hilary Clinton is a business suit flies in and lands at her podium. Hilary puts on her headset and proclaims to all of Congress
HC: Today I ENDED THE WAR IN IRAQ!!!
Inquisitive Congressman: Queen Hilary how did you accomplish this feat?
HC: Nobody may address me unless they are bowing to me
(Chigusa Nagayo at this point body slams the IC and he bows to Hilary)
IC: My apologies your Holiness. May I ask how you ended the war in Iraq?
HC: I handed all the women of Iraq machine guns, 200 lbs of ammo, and provided them with detonators so they could coax all their husbands to suicide bomb each other...

Whoops! I lost the vision of the future, well you get the point. Yeah, maybe that is a little off color but oh well.


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