Dear Kronenbourg 1664 brewer,
How are you doing today? Let me explain something to you. You are French. At one point in time the US was so pissed at you guys that we took an American food and almost changed french fries to freedom fries. So already I feel the need to give you the benefit of the doubt because we were kind of jerks to you just because of a couple of unethical transactions. Well I tried the beer that you brewed. I spent $8.99 on a six pack. Alright I paid a little more, I can handle that. I opened your beer and tasted it and I thought, "hmm, it really is not bad." Then I drank more of you. I soon realized that I would prefer many beers before I would try you. Then I thought about it and I was like "Well for that much I could have bought some Heinekin or Becks. Then I thought, wait a minute you are in a green bottle, yet you do not taste skunkey, which pissed me off even more because I have grown to love the Skunky taste of Heiniken and Becks. As I gazed at the bottle I realized just how much you pissed me off, because you only contain 11.2 oz. What the hell is that! You not only taste not that bad, do not give the green bottle promise of skunkiness, and cost more than Becks but you cannot even deliver on volume. You know what Kronenbourg 1664 brewer? I am done with you forever. Quick Stacy, give me and old style...well at least you don't suck as much as Strohs.
Much love and Regards,
André M. Smith
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